Four quick facts about the Bizarro iPhone app:
1. Live content each day. What common peasants see in the newspaper today, super-high-tech coolios like you will see on your phone.
2. A year's worth of searchable archive at any given moment.
3. Only $1.99 per year. (That's all?! Are you freakin' kidding me?!) No, I am not.
4. Has magical ability to improve your sex life. *
5. The homepage is really long. Click on that picture I put here and measure it. Long.
Spread the word, spread the love, keep your poison ivy to yourself.
*depends on individual level of faith