Saturday, October 25, 2008

Fun Criminals

Bizarro is brought to you today by Improper Ways to Perform the Heimlich Maneuver.

This cartoon is not from one week ago today, as is my usual habit. It is, instead, from my new book of pirate cartoons called, "Bizarro Buchaneers – Nuttin' But Pirate Cartoons."

It's the perfect gift for Xmas, Christmas, Hanukkah, Chanukah, Kwanza, Quiznos, Boxing Day, Schmoxing Day, and I'm Sorry Your Candidate Lost the Election Day.

It's cheap for a hardcover book, too, only $10. Even in this hideous economy, $10 for a gift that will keep on giving is gypsy cheap. My suggestion is to buy one for everyone on your holiday list and black out the price on the back cover. They'll think you spent a fortune. Every cartoon is in color, too.

It's available now at better books stores everywhere and lots of crappy book stores, too. Here's what the cover looks like:


Mme.G said...
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thnguyen said...

i totally love your comics because they totally showt the truth in society. not a lot of people are willing to do that. thanks for bringing out the best in the worst :]
thanh nguyen

Matthew said...

But is it a good gift for Yule?

Robert Finis said...

And if it's a good gift for yule, will it bring tide joy?

doug nicodemus said...

congratulations on the new book. when is it out and where can i buy it?

oh funny cartoon too HAHAHA

PIRARO said...

It's out now and you can get it at your local bookstores. I said that in the post, Doug. You big knucklehead.

sonny d. said...

I don't get it. Can someone explain this comic?

Shortcake said...

just look at the posture of the bird on the first pirate compared to the posture of the bird on the second pirate. you'll get it.

the REAL joke though, is that pirates don't brush their teeth at all.

sonny d. said...

I guess I'm an idiot. I still don't get it.