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Today is my birthday, happy birthday to me.
It isn't actually the same day of the calendar that I was born, but my "actual" birthday was nothing more than an arbitrary day out of 365, so what difference does it really make? Let's just say it was November 11th and celebrate like it's 1999.
Please send monetary gifts to me via PayPal (I.D...email@example.com) or post:
c/o King Features
300 W 57th St
New York, NY 10019-5238
Thanks in advance to every one of you who sends a gift. My goal is to raise enough by the end of this year to pay off my credit card debt and discover a cure for shopping.