Bizarro is brought to you today by More Cloning Horrors.
When this cartoon appeared in newspapers last week, the bottom caption title box dealy said "Downside of Cloning." But as I was reformatting it this morning for this post, I changed it to this one, which I like better.
A lot of objections have been raised about human cloning but none of the worst-case scenarios I've heard are as bad as being able to see myself the way others do. Terrifying. It's all I can do to escape suicide when I stay at a hotel with full-length mirrors in the bathroom, I can only imagine how depressing it would be to see and hear myself in widescreen, 3D, high definition. Forget about it.
5 comments:
Lucky you don't have a twin brother...
I'd like a clone so I can him to my day job while I stay home and write all day. Maybe then I'd actually finish another screenplay...
Hehehe.
it's my nigthmare, to have a twin sister or a clone and to watch her from behind
Dan, Dan! Always cloning around. Always cloning around. Can't you ever be serous? Can't you ever be serous? Get yourself a solid career? Get yourself a solid career?
(Is there an echo in here?)
Foye, Baton Rouge
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