Bizarro is brought to your attention today by Two Feet of Snow.
I've recently finished a personal project in which I have carefully reviewed that last 35 years of my life and created a chart of the number of times I have stayed up all night and the reason why. I hope you will find it entertaining and informative.
Partying 2
Working on a deadline 27
Worrying 11
Sick 14
Talking 4
Having sex 0
Arguing 23
Tripping on recreational drugs 0
Tripping on prescription drugs 3
Reading a good book 1
Squatting with binoculars in the
bushes of a celebrity's home 0
Being brainwashed by the enemy 0
Driving to Las Vegas to bail out a
family member 4
I suspect I will lose some sleep over this list.
re: "Partying"
ReplyDeleteNice outfits (snug!), great photo.
You are seriously twisted.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that, I now REALLY want to know more about leeches...
You show us the toe with the leeches, I show you this recent discovery:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
Very brain-sticky stuff. I subtitle it, "how the russians really won the cold war."
What? No "watching Fox News"?
ReplyDeleteI sometimes stay up all night with hot flashes. This is a warning to all women of 50 plus. Be ready.
ReplyDeletePS. I liked the accordians the past couple of days. Even though I see bumper stickers that say
Play an accordian, go to jail, I still like them. And bagpipes, too. They go right through to your bones and make you tingle.
But your relatives mug shot is from Florida. Was that a fifth night?
ReplyDeleteGreat list Dan. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteVery great list and so true to life!
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