Daily blog by Dan Piraro, creator of the syndicated cartoon, "Bizarro." Comics, art, photos, thoughts, nouns, verbs, etc. Please enjoy responsibly.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you, Dan, that was f-ing hilarious!
So, which one was you, Dan?
Shouldn't everybody get a chance? Even if he is not half as clever and prosperous as you are?
Yi-i-i-i-ii-ikes! This is why I say (after having made a few brief optimistic attempts) "internet dating is a form of torture invented by the devil." Video dating, it appears, was the prototype.
OUCH!…that is so painful to watch.
what is this "fun" people are speaking of? i don't like to have "fun" at all. instead, i like to stand in corners and cry myself to sleep holding a bottle of sleep inducing pills and rusty nails coated with tetanus.i also like long walks on polluted beaches and cats.
Words do not exist, in this or any language, to convey to you the depth of my gratitude for posting this.Holy crap I needed that. Whew. snork. *sniffle*
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you, Dan, that was f-ing hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSo, which one was you, Dan?
ReplyDeleteShouldn't everybody get a chance? Even if he is not half as clever and prosperous as you are?
ReplyDeleteYi-i-i-i-ii-ikes! This is why I say (after having made a few brief optimistic attempts) "internet dating is a form of torture invented by the devil." Video dating, it appears, was the prototype.
ReplyDeleteOUCH!
ReplyDelete…that is so painful to watch.
what is this "fun" people are speaking of? i don't like to have "fun" at all.
ReplyDeleteinstead, i like to stand in corners and cry myself to sleep holding a bottle of sleep inducing pills and rusty nails coated with tetanus.
i also like long walks on polluted beaches and cats.
Words do not exist, in this or any language, to convey to you the depth of my gratitude for posting this.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap I needed that. Whew. snork. *sniffle*