tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78039308068722972562024-03-13T23:14:49.733-07:00BizarroBlogDaily blog by Dan Piraro, creator of the syndicated cartoon, "Bizarro." Comics, art, photos, thoughts, nouns, verbs, etc.
Please enjoy responsibly.Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.comBlogger1029125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-40347226881412737472011-02-17T11:19:00.000-08:002023-09-20T12:48:52.889-07:00NEW BLOG SITE<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FS7LCCDpB4M/TV11DR2y5LI/AAAAAAAAFS4/JvYo7knwM-Y/s1600/Blog%2BHeader%2B01%2BSM.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574740612947829938" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FS7LCCDpB4M/TV11DR2y5LI/AAAAAAAAFS4/JvYo7knwM-Y/s320/Blog%2BHeader%2B01%2BSM.jpg" style="cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 96px; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; width: 365px;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I've moved this blog to a new site: </span><span style="color: #3333ff;"><a href="http://www.bizarro.com/">http://www.bizarro.com/</a></span></span><br /><br />It's got the entire archive and all my new posts will be there with the same smooth, chocolately goodness. Please have a visit, sign up, click the RSS for it, or whatever it is you do when you do that thing.<br /><br />Thanks, see you there!<br /><span style="color: white;">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-91665567327116958912011-02-16T07:45:00.000-08:002011-02-16T12:26:07.326-08:004 for Fun<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Qdj0DyXnG4k/TVvxzzLC4nI/AAAAAAAAFSA/xJT8WRQDh_8/s1600/bz%2B02-07-11%2BPREFECT.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Qdj0DyXnG4k/TVvxzzLC4nI/AAAAAAAAFSA/xJT8WRQDh_8/s320/bz%2B02-07-11%2BPREFECT.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574314836013277810" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bizarro is brought to you today by </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVLTo4CER-I/AAAAAAAAFPg/LlPsFq3qsh8/s1600/chicken-print-ad.jpg">Walking Dead.</a><br /><br />There is a change coming to this semi-daily blog, but it will be a change for the better and faithful readers will not be inconvenienced. I'm moving it over to Wordpress to be part of a corral of King Features blogs or something like that. I'm not sure why, really, but my buddies at KF convinced me to do it so it's <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://babyccinokids.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/moving-house.jpg">moving soon</a>. You'll be able to find it easily and I'll leave a link to it here, so don't worry about it. More later.<br /><br />This first cartoon threw some readers for a loop, as <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-O7KACRQ-M08/TVv5CE8bIfI/AAAAAAAAFSQ/sZE8CyUpBE4/s1600/reuben2009mom-dad.jpg">my mother</a> often says.<span style="font-style: italic;"> "That really threw me for a loop!"</span> she'd say about this thing or that. Lots of things threw mom for a loop over the years, but she's none the worse for wear, thanks for asking. The thing about this cartoon, of course, is that your brain sees what it expects to see instead of what's really there. The fun part is looking carefully, discovering the joke, then laughing at the trick your brain played on you. <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://sternrate.com/files/GarytheRetard.jpg">Proofreaders and editors</a> will get this joke immediately and that's just one of the many reasons that people in those professions do not have as much fun as the rest of us. Don't hate them, pity them.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mz_ti_m_iEE/TVvxzj_ESaI/AAAAAAAAFR4/O4S09oxla-w/s1600/bz%2B02-08-11%2BFARMACY.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mz_ti_m_iEE/TVvxzj_ESaI/AAAAAAAAFR4/O4S09oxla-w/s320/bz%2B02-08-11%2BFARMACY.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574314831936506274" border="0" /></a>Spell "pharmacy" wrong and it conjures up a whole humorous picture. Writing cartoons is just that simple. Try it yourself, but until you're feeling comfortable with it, wear a helmet and <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.sportstop.com/core/media/media.nl?id=5050&c=734395&h=875d6f335823cbb0484b">protective padding</a>. Can't be too careful these days what with the health care crisis in America.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lyoa4wLWy10/TVvxzr4TaEI/AAAAAAAAFRw/zR0dwFFgJG4/s1600/bz%2B02-09-11%2BSENIRO.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lyoa4wLWy10/TVvxzr4TaEI/AAAAAAAAFRw/zR0dwFFgJG4/s320/bz%2B02-09-11%2BSENIRO.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574314834055620674" border="0" /></a><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-U0q1IUr8KtE/TVv8rAjowrI/AAAAAAAAFSY/10OQMAp2pAs/s1600/OldManDan.jpg">I'm not a senior citizen yet</a>, I think you have to be 65 or something, so I'm wondering if I'm a sophomore or a junior. <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5J8COBRT1Qk/TVv9YiHZbzI/AAAAAAAAFSg/ElbJ0jILdhA/s1600/bz%2Bsenior%2Bmoment%2B12-18-09.jpg">What are the age limits?</a> Are people in their twenties Freshman? If so, what are children? Besides a noisy nuisance that are <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://daddyforever.com/postimages/2009/cute-brat.jpg">lucky they're cute.</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--DMFlqdMZDA/TVvxzGaq_8I/AAAAAAAAFRo/Pp2AqSH9yE8/s1600/bz%2B02-10-11%2BPAINTG.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--DMFlqdMZDA/TVvxzGaq_8I/AAAAAAAAFRo/Pp2AqSH9yE8/s320/bz%2B02-10-11%2BPAINTG.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5574314823999225794" border="0" /></a>Everyone has had the <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.talesoftheveils.info/features/bizarro_burqa_snapshot.gif"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Would-you-like-me-to-take-that-for-you-so-you-can-be-in-it?" </span>experience.</a> Here's a true story that happened to me: <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://cartoonpictures.biz/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/snow-white-and-seven-dwarfs.jpg">A group of about six friends and I</a> went to a restaurant for lunch one day to celebrate a birthday. Upon exiting, one of us said, <span style="font-style: italic;">"let's take a picture."</span> So we lined up in front of the restaurant and were about to shoot when another person came out of the restaurant and said, <span style="font-style: italic;">"Would you like me to take that for you so you can be in it?"</span> The photographer agreed, gave him the camera and joined the rest of us. As he was about to shoot, a woman came out of the restaurant and said to him, <span style="font-style: italic;">"Would you like me to take that for you so you can be in it?"</span> He shrugged, agreed, handed her the camera and promptly walked off down the street.<br /><br />The humor was in the look on the second Good Samaritan's face.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">If you'd like to view any of these cartoons on groovy products, click the names below:</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.506440134"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Prefectionist</span></a><br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.506741564"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Farmacy</span></a><br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.506925593"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Senior Center</span></a><br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.507184718"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Painting</span></a><br /><a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff/4714607">Burqa Photo</a><br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.508455352">Senior Moment</a><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-50773384294820478692011-02-15T07:52:00.001-08:002011-02-15T07:52:35.542-08:00AstronautI laughed.<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GAONkS06LFU" frameborder="0"></iframe>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-24911279863295330242011-02-14T11:13:00.001-08:002011-02-14T11:18:52.778-08:00Comedy Show!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6KATCH2N1cs/TVl_t_K8t0I/AAAAAAAAFRg/R9Gyr6cwaxA/s1600/will_franken_bw.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 237px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6KATCH2N1cs/TVl_t_K8t0I/AAAAAAAAFRg/R9Gyr6cwaxA/s320/will_franken_bw.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5573626441875896130" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Once again, you in the San Francisco Bay Area have a chance to see a comedy genius at work<span style="font-style: italic;"> and</span> help him pay his February rent!<br /><br />Will Franken Announces:<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"The Grand Opening Of A New Baby" (new one-man show)</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Saturday, February 19th,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">9pm</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Purple Onion</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">140 Columbus Avenue, SF</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">$20</span><br /><br />Tix available here: <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/154473">https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/154473</a><br /><br />Be there or live a life without joy!<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-37387328270892736442011-02-13T08:19:00.001-08:002011-02-13T08:31:06.820-08:00Read This Book<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GzoR9lFHwMw/TVgEiC_swaI/AAAAAAAAFRY/xi8d9pI8Tb8/s1600/bruno%2Blittlemore.png"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 236px; height: 359px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GzoR9lFHwMw/TVgEiC_swaI/AAAAAAAAFRY/xi8d9pI8Tb8/s320/bruno%2Blittlemore.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5573209521837097378" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I read a new novel recently that I highly recommend. It's the first novel by the most exciting writer I've read in a long while, Benjamin Hale. I happened to meet him at a literary event in NYC recently and he was kind enough to give me an advance copy of his first novel, the cover of which is pictured above. I won't say much about it other than that I was blown away, couldn't put it down, didn't want it to end, can't wait for his next book, and I wanted to have his children. That last impulse has subsided some but I'm still looking forward to his next book.<br /><br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.benjamin-hale.com/BHale/home.html">Check it out here. </a>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-74093974495366317942011-02-12T07:46:00.000-08:002011-02-13T17:10:21.587-08:00Cat Diary<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lfaN_V_3Qio/TVarYXyhAoI/AAAAAAAAFRI/3DOdHBqPbAw/s1600/Bizarro%2B02-13-11%2BTVremote.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 359px; height: 189px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lfaN_V_3Qio/TVarYXyhAoI/AAAAAAAAFRI/3DOdHBqPbAw/s320/Bizarro%2B02-13-11%2BTVremote.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572830024108671618" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(Click the word "click" for a larger image!)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bizarro is brought to you today by </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVLRAmm9I6I/AAAAAAAAFPQ/z1I4PHEFnn0/s1600/valentine-darwin.gif">Valentine Wishes.</a><br /><br />I don't often do sequential jokes but here is one now. Just look a couple of inches above where you are looking now. I don't have a lot to say about it, so let's talk about something else.<br /><br />Did you ever get one of those emails that has been going around for ten years or so about the cat and dog diary? I've gotten it many times over the years, it's one of those email jokes that just goes around and around. Well, the fun thing is that it started with one of my cartoons. <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_MZswQzB6I8/TVasqQb85yI/AAAAAAAAFRQ/Os1tpsY10WI/s1600/Bz%2BCAT%2BDIARY%2B1995%2BSM.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 252px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_MZswQzB6I8/TVasqQb85yI/AAAAAAAAFRQ/Os1tpsY10WI/s320/Bz%2BCAT%2BDIARY%2B1995%2BSM.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572831430884255522" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I wrote "Finding the Cat's Diary" in 1995 and sometime shortly after, people began altering and adding to it to create the email joke. It's now become something of a <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/meme">meme</a>, which I must admit I think is kind of cool. It doesn't mean <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.mintmagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/pimpdaddy.jpg">fame or fortune</a> – I don't get royalties on its use or even credited for the original idea – it just means that I created something that got into people's heads enough that it was passed virally to enough folks that it became generally well known. Creative people like that kind of thing.<br /><br />If you Google <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.google.com/search?q=pet+diary&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a">"pet diary"</a> or "cat diary," you'll come across dozens of sites that post variations of this theme, featuring diaries by a cat and a dog, most of which start with a few lines from this cartoon. <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://blogs.salon.com/0002255/2009/02/08.html">A guy named Allen Roland even took credit for writing it on a Salon.com blog.</a> Kind of lame. It has ended up on some <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Cat-2c-Day-751-Doormat/dp/B0018AE04I">products</a>, too, for which I could likely sue. Hmmm.<br /><br />I'm also proud of it because I think it's a particularly good cartoon. Hope you like it, too. If you don't, just keep it to yourself. Like most people outside of politics, I'm capable of both pride <span style="font-style: italic;">and</span> hurt feelings.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Get groovy schwag with these cartoons on them here:</span><br /><a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.507812200">Cat Diary</a><br /><a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.507816469">Remote Control</a>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-60803798791134443282011-02-11T10:09:00.000-08:002011-02-11T10:47:54.672-08:00Lustige Zeichnung<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TI5HKGUzFTw/TVV8JPr3HpI/AAAAAAAAFQ4/vQMRDHzrlkw/s1600/bz%2B02-04-11%2BHITLER.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TI5HKGUzFTw/TVV8JPr3HpI/AAAAAAAAFQ4/vQMRDHzrlkw/s320/bz%2B02-04-11%2BHITLER.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572496612212022930" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bizarro is brought to you today by </span><a style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h2WhnT97T5M/TVV8Yl5kXWI/AAAAAAAAFRA/BmdcXsg_G4g/s1600/GreatPainting.jpg">Inspirational Art.</a><br /><br />If you're as big a fan of ruthless dictator emoticons as I am, you'll love this cartoon. It features a Hitler emoticon. Actually, I've never seen a<a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://fhwang.net/img/hitler_cat.jpg"> Hitler</a> emoticon before my friend and partner, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.dhnet.be/pictures_news/art_59977.jpg">Wayno</a>, sent this gag idea to me. To hear him tell it, his <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyowdm7Ih31qzayuqo1_500.jpg">wife</a> thought up the emoticon and he figured out a way to make a joke out of it. Then I drew it. I'm the blue-collar in this equation. <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://waynocartoons.blogspot.com/2011/02/ich-bin-ein-emoticon.html">Here's Wayno's story about it,</a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-21ET0RoFeKU/TVV8JDD1J6I/AAAAAAAAFQw/uTY7i1yfaNM/s1600/bz%2B02-03-11%2BMISSISSIPPI.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-21ET0RoFeKU/TVV8JDD1J6I/AAAAAAAAFQw/uTY7i1yfaNM/s320/bz%2B02-03-11%2BMISSISSIPPI.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572496608822896546" border="0" /></a> which, if it differs from mine at all is just him lying again.<br /><br />Speaking of attempted genocide, let's take a cartoon visit to <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t0NJvKaO1dI/SxRGUJO4K5I/AAAAAAAAEPw/k49HKaPMSUI/s1600/rnflag.jpg">The South. </a>Somebody wrote to me and said that in Mississippi, people don't say "y'all." I admit I've never been to Mississippi, but <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CP70Noo%2BL.jpg">I was raised in The South</a> and have traveled a bit there and have never come across a state where they <span style="font-style: italic;">didn</span>'t say it, so I'm going with my original premise. If you've ever lived in <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/r/ray-stevens/album-mississippi-squirrel-revival.jpg">Mississippi</a>, let me know the truth. History demands it.<br /><br />I'm off to wrestle with the tedious details of my job as the greatest cartoonist currently living in my building. Aufwiedersehen, y'all.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Want these cartoons on fine products of a wide assortment? Click below...</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.505993256">Hitler Emoticon</a><br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.505817475">Y'all Turn</a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-83172078127903346382011-02-09T08:50:00.000-08:002011-02-09T10:06:13.946-08:00Cold Enough<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVLGYmhsBcI/AAAAAAAAFOo/Z4HiXYSYORE/s1600/bz%2B02-02-11%2BHAND.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVLGYmhsBcI/AAAAAAAAFOo/Z4HiXYSYORE/s320/bz%2B02-02-11%2BHAND.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571733814971729346" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bizarro is brought to you by </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVLLt1ecG3I/AAAAAAAAFOw/iakqukGQq_Q/s1600/Funeral%2BHomeBizzarro.jpg">My Last Stop.</a><br /><br />How's everyone holding up this winter? In most of the U.S. we're having<a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVLRA6Vhl_I/AAAAAAAAFPY/iffwUk3BFNw/s1600/snow%2Bbunny.jpg"> record cold and snow</a>. Brrrrrr! (That's the sound a human makes when it is cold.)<a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVLQC6V-e2I/AAAAAAAAFPI/FflAS62peGw/s1600/ash%2Bveteran.jpg"> CHNW and I</a> almost moved to Maui last year but decided we were not quite ready to leave NYC. Now we're beginning to question that decision.<a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVLQC0J1kYI/AAAAAAAAFPA/AmDKbkr99wQ/s1600/bikini%2Bnap.jpg"> We both look better in bikinis </a>than in snowsuits.<br /><br />Speaking of marriage, when CHNW and I announced to <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Rk6GBqQuP1E/S6muJXKfsHI/AAAAAAAAGk4/xGtzfTF2R9M/s1600/gallego1.jpg">her parents</a> we were getting married their response was, "Bad idea. Bad idea." Good thing I didn't ask in the traditional way. In fairness, I should mention that they now think it was a good enough idea.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVLGYdJPyRI/AAAAAAAAFOg/c4l1YK9KAOU/s1600/bz%2B02-01-11%2B4D.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVLGYdJPyRI/AAAAAAAAFOg/c4l1YK9KAOU/s320/bz%2B02-01-11%2B4D.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571733812453296402" border="0" /></a>On this cartoon about 4-D TV, I got a couple of emails from science types explaining to me that smell is not a dimension. Fair enough, but that's why I became a cartoonist instead of a <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.abdn.ac.uk/mediareleases/uploads/media/linnaeus-workshop-image_1.jpg">science textbook author</a>. I can just make crap up about anything I want and let the chips fall where they may. And there is quite a trail of misleading chips in my wake, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/don_burleson_cowboy.jpg">cowboy</a>, let me tell you.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVLGYP41AMI/AAAAAAAAFOY/xkIjPMrLlqY/s1600/bz%2B01-31-11%2BBUNNY.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVLGYP41AMI/AAAAAAAAFOY/xkIjPMrLlqY/s320/bz%2B01-31-11%2BBUNNY.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5571733808894771394" border="0" /></a>Here's a cartoon about that person (or people) in your family that give you gifts that they think are perfect for you but <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.redstaplerchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/christmas%20story%20bunny%20suit.jpg">could not be further off base</a>. I once mentioned to my Aunt Sharon that I liked "<a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JRkgseRT7NY/SverLnAlApI/AAAAAAAAAa0/sHY0zeO92NM/s320/jesus_football.jpg">kitsch art</a>" and for my next birthday she sent me some <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.artontiles.com/Resources/M48b.jpg">ceramic tiles with food printed on them</a>, the sort you're supposed to hang in your kitchen. True story. I wouldn't tell this story if there was any chance of hurting Aunt Sharon's feelings, but she's in <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4149/5027053875_7c0f58063e.jpg">solitary confinement</a> now with no access to the Internet, so it's safe.<br /><br />Hope you're warm and well-gifted today.<br /><br />For these cartoons on groovy schwag, click below:<br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.505605670">Marriage</a><br /><a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.505439915">4-D TV</a><br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.505396325">Bunny</a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-19809166133797343112011-02-07T07:35:00.000-08:002011-02-07T08:44:13.936-08:00Bowl Wrapup<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVARUf-0D9I/AAAAAAAAFNw/r0BLCarI5ZI/s1600/Bz%2BFootball%2B09-19-05.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVARUf-0D9I/AAAAAAAAFNw/r0BLCarI5ZI/s320/Bz%2BFootball%2B09-19-05.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5570971782937317330" border="0" /></a>(You can find this cartoon on <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.209026887">fine products here.</a>)<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br />Bizarro is brought to you today by </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVAStVZrc0I/AAAAAAAAFN4/LsPG98E4QIQ/s1600/image008-1.jpg">Just My Luck.</a><br /><br />A quick Monday morning update for you before I commence to feverishly <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3392/3440070254_d69474f47d.jpg">inking cartoons</a> in an attempt to reduce the amount of time by which I am late on my deadline this week.<br /><br />Last night's Super Bowl was a good game and the correct team won. Sorry to all my Pittsburgh readers, I love your city and people (honestly, I've visited many times and say nothing but nice things about PBgh) and I even like Mike Tomlin, the Steeler's coach and Terry Bradshaw, the Steeler's <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1101/terry-bradshaw-rare-photos/images/terry-bradshaw.001161174.jpg">patron saint</a>. But the last thing your current quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger needs is another <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9NkMYKbVDwY/SrlZvF21llI/AAAAAAAAAcA/sCF60RNChOM/s400/ring02.jpg">Super Bowl ring</a>. At least not until he stops abusing women. Some of you might say, <span style="font-style: italic;">"But Dan, Ben was acquitted. What happened to 'innocent until proven guilty?'"</span> to which I would say, <span style="font-style: italic;">"You're thinking of the U.S. justice system. This is my personal blog and I'm pretty convinced Big Ben is scum." </span><br /><br />So congratulations to the fine folks of <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/78092669.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789219B309651A2344B3F461B3CF8F8D106305AE3E9FC4E3175F25846D59F6A75EF85">Green Bay Wisconsin</a> for getting to have a big parade for the guys who won the trophy for you even though none of them are from there or would live there if they were not being paid millions of dollars to do so. And congratulations to the fine folks of <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://boringpittsburgh.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/steelers-superfan-costume-lemapp-441x700.jpg">Pittsburgh</a> for not having to put up with an expensive and messy parade. It really screws with traffic.<br /><br />I think the halftime show was also worth commenting on. When I heard that something called <span style="font-style: italic;">"The Black Guy Pees"</span> was performing, I feared another <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.edsopinion.com/uploaded_images/janet-jackson-nipple-super-bowl-773421.jpg">"wardrobe malfunction"</a> catastrophe like a few years back. This country is still reeling from the moral consequences of a nipple being shown on television for .5 seconds and I'm not sure we could withstand another one. (If god had meant for people to be showing their filthy parts on television, we would have been born with TV cameras facing our pee pee place.) But as it turned out, this year's show was just <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVAYfutuTQI/AAAAAAAAFOA/BM3ezOKw5NA/s1600/black_eyed_.jpg">four space people</a> singing while quite a<a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TVAZLR_fnyI/AAAAAAAAFOI/Gojn_VIcTz4/s1600/Picture%2B1.png"> lot of batteries</a> danced around the field. If the lights of your home flickered last night, that's likely why.<br /><br />Even if you didn't watch the game and think <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.shortandstupidshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/6a00d83451b84f69e20105368c1384970b-550wi.jpg">football is dumb</a>, I hope you enjoyed this post-game wrap up.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-34378232250026688672011-02-06T07:22:00.000-08:002011-02-07T08:51:05.320-08:00Super Things<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TU69Mj0xWbI/AAAAAAAAFNQ/r_LvciYGewY/s1600/Bizarro%2B02-06-11%2BCENTAUR.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 376px; height: 195px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TU69Mj0xWbI/AAAAAAAAFNQ/r_LvciYGewY/s320/Bizarro%2B02-06-11%2BCENTAUR.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5570597812576541106" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(If you are the person who wants to see this cartoon bigger, click the second cactus from the left. If you want to see the cartoon on fine products of many sorts, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff/7647776">click these blue words!</a>)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bizarro is brought to you today by the </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TU6913BFpiI/AAAAAAAAFNY/p-LM0VOJs2M/s1600/jesus%2Bgun.png">Sacred Second Amendment.</a><br /><br />Today is the day of The Super Bowl, the most watched TV event in American history, even more than the Civil War. Maybe you have a bulbous I.Q. and are not into sports, but for the rest of us, here is why you should watch it.<br /><br />1. It's <span style="font-style: italic;">super</span>, it says so right in the name. Our American legal system is the best in the world, even better than the <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.dalerogers.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/stoning.png">Old Testament's</a>, and we would not let them say "super" if it wasn't true.<br /><br />2. It has "bowl" in the name, too, and good things come in bowls. Cereal, pudding, jello, chili, soup, cherries, goldfish. You never hear of anything <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xOficiG3jdU/S_y_1ihTj2I/AAAAAAAAARw/4OY4T-M3Mxs/s1600/Bowl-of-Stupid--C11749983.jpeg">bad coming in a bowl</a>. Yak dung? Wrestler spit? Soiled undergarments? No.<br /><br />3. Where else can you watch millionaires beat on each other? If you ever hear of a show where <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/12/30/amd_auto_ceo.jpg">CEOs,</a> politicians and stockbrokers are <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://images.inmagine.com/img/imagesource/is0266lz0/is0266n1a.jpg">beating the crap out of each other</a> in public, let me know because I'm in! Until then, I'll take the Super Bowl.<br /><br />4. Ben Roethlisberger is the head guy on one of the teams and has been accused twice in one year of <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://api.ning.com/files/C1LGZIF77UlwGTgEPc9ppaAL2tpvfAAbXwgA-6WAOHRnLiQ54MCsPKErRWFWxo7mtW3a9DN1KJGIYfjmuKtZzoNjZuIdM9xr/benrapelisberger.jpg">raping young women</a>. Wouldn't it be fun to see him lose?<br />4.1. If he wins, though, it would be a serious bummer because I really hate him, even though I love the <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TU7Gbyd-5SI/AAAAAAAAFNg/-OP0ZE_0JjA/s1600/toonseum.jpg">city of Pittsburgh</a> and even the Steelers if he was not on the team.<br /><br />5. People say the <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/01/12/alg_super-bowl-ad.jpg">commercials</a> are really great, but I think those people are mostly confusing the term "really great" for "very expensive and intentionally outrageous." Can anything be truly great now that <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2360/1927847605_5493c5ba6f.jpg">Michael Jackson</a> is dead? Seriously.<br /><br />That's my TV recommendation for today. Pop back by tomorrow when I'll tell you why you should start watching the game show, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Content/110103/News/4_thurs/110106mag-Wipeout1.jpg">"Wipeout".<br /></a><br />In closing, here is another installment of <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/search/label/Readers%27%20Pets">Bizarro Readers' Pets</a>. The photos have just been flooding in, if two pictures are a flood. This one features Schultzie, age 14 and was sent in by Cindy. The cartoon is from the mid-eighties, so old that I can't even find it in my archives.<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TU7JFYRqWiI/AAAAAAAAFNo/DrViVgUsCaU/s1600/Bizarro%2BPet01.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TU7JFYRqWiI/AAAAAAAAFNo/DrViVgUsCaU/s320/Bizarro%2BPet01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5570610883356940834" border="0" /></a>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-68705677486210146042011-02-04T22:23:00.001-08:002011-02-06T08:26:08.400-08:00More Snake!Snakemommy wrote back and provided me with this scintillating video of Louise the Burmese Python jumping through a hoop, just like in the cartoon. If you missed the beginning of this story, check out my <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/2011/02/snake.html">previous post</a>! Thanks, Snakemommy!<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OPXN2XvjKXA" frameborder="0" height="390" width="480"></iframe><br /><br />She also reminded me that this was Louise's second appearance on my blog. <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/2009/12/seasons-serpents.html">Here is the first.</a>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-56139320387692172292011-02-04T09:14:00.000-08:002011-02-06T08:26:34.141-08:00Snake<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUw0GgFm87I/AAAAAAAAFM4/ngviw2CUU7U/s1600/python%2Bbizarro%2BLG.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 318px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUw0GgFm87I/AAAAAAAAFM4/ngviw2CUU7U/s320/python%2Bbizarro%2BLG.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569884125447779250" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I'll be posting some new cartoons tomorrow but for today I offer you this photo which just came in from a reader who calls herself <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2489/3794757461_ffd8e60521.jpg">Snakesmommy</a>. This is her pet python, Louise, and she is shown here enjoying a Bizarro cartoon about a trained snake act in the circus. The cartoon appears in <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.amazon.com/Best-Bizarro-v-Dan-Piraro/dp/0811802760/ref=pd_sim_b_9">"The Best of Bizarro"</a> and <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.amazon.com/Life-Strange-So-Are-You/dp/0740718487">"Life is Strange and So Are You, a Bizarro Sunday Treasury"</a> is featured in the background. I have no background info on the blue ring.<br /><br />If you'd like to send me photos of your pets with Bizarro cartoons, please do so. Who's going to stop you and why should they try? It's really none of their business.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">To see this cartoon up bigger, click on the left breast pocket of the animal trainer.</span><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUw3bAvdu3I/AAAAAAAAFNI/I3_Wgaq02Hk/s1600/Bz%2BSnake%2BCircus.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 401px; height: 211px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUw3bAvdu3I/AAAAAAAAFNI/I3_Wgaq02Hk/s320/Bz%2BSnake%2BCircus.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569887776345537394" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-63327140779313790642011-02-03T11:31:00.000-08:002011-02-04T07:47:22.727-08:00Crazy Couch<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.505164342"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUsEA1wysTI/AAAAAAAAFMY/8jssMKuCC1Y/s320/bz%2B01-28-11%2BPADDLE.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569549776651989298" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bizarro is brought to you today by </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUrkdNoCpuI/AAAAAAAAFMQ/Fej3Wdj4jJU/s1600/dog%2Bwalker.jpg">Dog Walker.</a><br /><br />Have you ever been up <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUsI8Rot8WI/AAAAAAAAFMw/Cr81YsVXul0/s1600/shit-creek1.jpg">sh*t creek without a paddle?</a> (I cleverly added the * to that word so that it would be family friendly. Everyone knows that children are no good at <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DqSfQX8RQ5w/ReeL7Zo1tgI/AAAAAAAAAVM/vLpBPO633UY/s400/wheel+of+fortune+2.jpg">Wheel of Fortune</a>.)<br /><br />Of course you have, we all have. And the message of this cartoon is to pay more attention to your paddle than to your wardrobe. Of course, if you're up sh*t creek without a paddle, this advice is useless. And if you're out canoeing in one of those smiley face shirts, you deserve whatever you get because everybody hates those things. Unless you're wearing it <span style="font-style: italic;">ironically</span>, in which case you probably deserve to be visited by hillbillies, ala <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.showbizgossips.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Deliverance-Movie.jpg"><span style="font-style: italic;">Deliverance</span></a>. (Wow, that was bitter. I didn't know until I typed this how much pent up aggression I have toward ironic shirts.)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.505166199"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUsEBSHp-XI/AAAAAAAAFMg/32IpRXuWQGk/s320/bz%2B01-29-11%2BLIGHT%2BRE.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569549784264079730" border="0" /></a>This cartoon about light reading is a bit of nonsense with no particular message. Unless it would be that if you find yourself bored enough to read the ends of light bulbs over and over, it's probably time to quit your job, leave your wife, and go on a violent odyssey of some sort, ala <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.amazon.com/Going-Native-Stephen-Wright/dp/0374164908"><span style="font-style: italic;">Going Native</span></a>, by Stephen Wright. (One of my favorite books, but not written by the <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.ssgmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/steven-wright.jpg">Steven Wright</a> who is a stand-up comedian and not funny.)<br /><br /><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.505965895"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 278px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUsECjBks7I/AAAAAAAAFMo/iUwQlDLYOtQ/s320/bz%2BSIGMUND%2B05-21-98.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569549805981840306" border="0" /></a>As long as we're discussing <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.wtftoday.eu/wp-content/2009/12/WTF_family_gun.jpeg">my damaged psyche</a><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.wtftoday.eu/wp-content/2009/12/WTF_family_gun.jpeg">,</a> let's take a quick visit to Sigmund's Couch. I quite like this old cartoon from 1997, written and drawn two years after my divorce and the most therapy-intensive period of my life. Notice you can read "ID" on the sign above the door to rhyme with "bid," which is a <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.btcnews.com/btcnews/images/freudian_slip.jpg">Freudian term</a>! Hahahahahahah! Also notice that back then I was often drawing the cartoon outside the borders. I did it because I liked it, I stopped doing it for reasons unknown. Probably <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://emoneymakingonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lazy_money.jpg">laziness</a>.<br /><br />Let's hear it from all those readers who have enjoyed psychotherapy at some point in their lives. I only go when I'm really troubled, but I have to admit I love it. Something so soothing about <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://depressiontreatmenthelp.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/psychotherapy.jpg">talking about myself</a> for 45 minutes without fear of interruption.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">If you'd like to see these cartoons on various fine tidbits of merchandise, just click the 'toon. It's fun and painless!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span><br /></span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-152779784151532992011-02-02T08:40:00.000-08:002011-02-02T10:57:58.995-08:00Hate Humor?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.505054905"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUmP9d6NXfI/AAAAAAAAFLg/Mc6399Q2Si8/s320/bz%2B01-26-11%2BELEPHANT.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569140700383895026" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bizarro is brought to you today by </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.poshlittle.com/baby/images/62//elephant_toddler_halloween_costume.jpg">The Elephant Boy.</a><br /><br />It's been <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUmSo3-AKxI/AAAAAAAAFL4/MQB-JIh2bpo/s1600/HateMail%2BGraphic.jpg">hate mail week</a> here at <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUmTC1HhRXI/AAAAAAAAFMA/cjsZZUUtKtE/s1600/BizarroHeadquartersFence.jpg">Bizarro International Headquarters</a>. I got a few letters on each of the first two comics posted here.<br /><br />Several people thought that the Elephant Snowman cartoon was insensitive to people suffering from deformities and found it incomprehensible that I made fun of them in this way. I politely explained that I was not making fun of <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.fastfancydress.co.uk/templates/imagedirectory/hunchback%20lg.jpg">deformities</a>, but simply finding a funny way to lampoon a famous line from a movie, David Lynch's <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://ctcmr.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/elephant_man.jpg"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Elephant Man</span></a>. It was suggested in strong terms that I apologize to all of the people who suffer from so-called "Elephantitis" (<a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proteus_syndrome">Proteus syndrome</a>) and after a little research I found that there are about 100 such people living in the world today. If any of them are readers of <span style="font-style: italic;">Bizarro</span>, I hope they understood the cartoon the way it was intended. I'm kind of guessing there aren't any but you can never be too careful.<br /><br />A side note: I did not receive complaints on either of these two<a style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUmSWs6z8ZI/AAAAAAAAFLw/0TfLh-QuyAs/s1600/bz%2BElephant%2BMan%2BWB.jpg"></a> cartoons on the same subject. <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUmbhk1doII/AAAAAAAAFMI/rBlQXreiu_Y/s1600/Elephantitis%2BChihuahua%2BSM.jpg">One.</a> The <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUmSWs6z8ZI/AAAAAAAAFLw/0TfLh-QuyAs/s1600/bz%2BElephant%2BMan%2BWB.jpg">other.</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.505161827"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUmP9kSapWI/AAAAAAAAFLo/R02WtlQ1c0U/s320/bz%2B01-27-11%2BCRAZY.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569140702096041314" border="0" /></a>I thought the hate mail fest was over, but then I got a couple of letters about this spoof of the <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xA3onPDcuI4/TCOkAkSqMYI/AAAAAAAAAn0/jQyegqXrIas/s1600/lazboy.jpg">La-Z-Boy recliner.</a> Apparently people who are related to people suffering from mental disorders, like schizophrenia, object to the term "crazy." That makes sense, I suppose, but I would contend that this is not a joke that perpetuates the poor treatment of those with mental illnesses, it's just a silly pun on "lazy". As with the PC language movement in general, I don't believe changing what people call people does much to change the way they react to them. I think it's a <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://jamaicangourmand.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/chicken-egg2.jpg">chicken-or-the-egg</a> situation: the term "<a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QMoF3MOBITs/RiEfP0L_dtI/AAAAAAAAAM8/OJrTEmEktVY/s320/Jackie_Robinson.jpg">negro</a>" was polite until bigots used it with enough frequency that it became a slur. "<a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3185/2868226019_106f07fa88.jpg">Black</a>" wasn't derogatory when African-Americans chose it for themselves in the 1960s, it became derogatory because it has been standard for decades and bigotry is still common. Eventually, "African-American" will be thought of as derogatory as well. Etc., etc., and on and on. A large percentage of us are jerks, no matter what language we are taught to use.<br /><br />For the record, I'm <span style="font-style: italic;">not</span> a jerk. I don't knowingly discriminate against people for things that are beyond their control like appearance, ethnicity, mental or physical disabilities, sexual orientation, height, etc. I often discriminate against people for their beliefs and behavior, however. I'm a discriminating discriminator.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.504838972"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUmP9S6QmQI/AAAAAAAAFLY/V101bMovkKM/s320/bz%2B01-24-11%2BHORSES.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569140697431316738" border="0" /></a>Looking for a smooth segue? How could you ask for a smoother one than from that last discussion to this cartoon about gay horses? I'm so glad that our government has finally joined the 21st century and repealed the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. If someone is willing to wield a gun to defend me I don't give a damn what turns them on. Of course, it won't end discrimination, but it's a baby step in the right direction.<br /><br />In summary:<br />I apologize to victims of Proteus syndrome if my joke bothered you.<br />I apologize to the mentally impaired and their loved ones if my joke bothered them.<br />I'm a bigot toward <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/78292694_6df2b81706.jpg">bigots </a>and I don't apologize.<br />And while I'm at it, it occurs to me that this post wasn't very funny so I apologize for that, too.<br /><br />So very, very sorry for so, so much.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">If you'd like to peruse many fine products with the above cartoons emblazoned thereupon, click the cartoon.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUmP9kSapWI/AAAAAAAAFLo/R02WtlQ1c0U/s1600/bz%2B01-27-11%2BCRAZY.jpg"><br /></a>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-65030636914003150732011-02-02T08:00:00.000-08:002011-02-02T08:37:35.133-08:00San Fran ComedyA good friend of mine and a damn funny/smart comedian, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.sciencecomedian.com/blog/2010/12/punch-line-comedy-club-sf/">Brian Malow</a>, is doing a show at the <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.livenation.com/event/1C00458EB89B53F3?artistid=1535007&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51">San Francisco Punch Line</a> next week, you should go see it if you're in the area. He kills, as they say in the business.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wednesday, February 9, 2011</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Punch Line Comedy Club, San Francisco</span><br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.livenation.com/event/1C00458EB89B53F3?artistid=1535007&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51">Tickets can be got here</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> for less than the cost of a </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000003/50827.jpg">cheap Halloween wig</a><span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span><br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KYaUIcHMHqE" frameborder="0"></iframe>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-6662681850379699562011-01-31T08:49:00.000-08:002011-01-31T08:53:50.417-08:00Kindergarten Lesson<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUbog3CYNFI/AAAAAAAAFLM/HpfVOy7ktLM/s1600/GenesisPiraroMaherBlog.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUbog3CYNFI/AAAAAAAAFLM/HpfVOy7ktLM/s320/GenesisPiraroMaherBlog.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5568393640517579858" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A brilliant, funny, short article by Bill Maher can be found by <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-maher/new-rule-football-sociali_b_815673.html">clicking this link.</a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-67439709397051270322011-01-29T08:25:00.000-08:002011-01-29T09:17:28.913-08:00Wind Spitting<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TURB6d7RMpI/AAAAAAAAFLE/OgDVv0FfPJ4/s1600/Bizarro%2B01-30-11%2BMcDonald.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 355px; height: 185px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TURB6d7RMpI/AAAAAAAAFLE/OgDVv0FfPJ4/s320/Bizarro%2B01-30-11%2BMcDonald.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567647512058213010" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><br />(To see these cartoons bigger, click them. To find this McDonalds cartoon on fine merch, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff/s_01-30-11">click here.</a>)<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />Bizarro is brought to you today by </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/creepy-clown.jpg">Childhood Dreams.</a><br /><br />Today we have two cartoons about clowns. One from now and one from <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/JohnDenver.jpg">1997</a>.<br /><br />I'm one of those people who think that <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/festival_of_clowns-1024x853.jpg">clowns are creepy</a> as hell. I've never found graphic representations or photos of clowns creepy, just the live version, the person dressed like a psycho getting in your face and trying to make you laugh. Even as a child I instinctively did not trust people in costumes. <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9fNvtMyW7cE/TOOrgOejUsI/AAAAAAAAA7c/799RksmghsQ/s1600/CryingKidsSantaClaus.jpg">Santa Claus</a>, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://operatorchan.org/s/src/s19749_wtf-pics-easter-bunny.jpg">Easter Bunny</a>, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/how-fear-of-clowns-begin.jpg">clowns</a>, you name it. I couldn't help but think that if they meant me no harm they would not be concealing their identity. It's as simple as that.<br /><br />Ronald McDonald is perhaps the most malevolent clown of all. The fact that the sort of worldwide cruelty and destruction that the McDonald's corporation is responsible for is represented by a clown is like something from a horror movie. They guy owns thousands of things called slaughter houses, for one thing. <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.vegansworldnetwork.org/images/cartoons/bizarro_mcdonalds_clown_not_funny011206.gif">"Slaughter" isn't a funny word</a>. I wont' go into a lot of detail, but the animal cruelty, environmental destruction and international <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/uploaded_images/mcdonald-large-kid-750701.jpg">health crises</a> that are wrought by cheap hamburgers and chicken parts is a holocaust. I know it's the way the world works and it will not likely ever change, I'm just saying it <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mlkjtmR9zJQ/S1uQDlHNXQI/AAAAAAAABWI/Hwu6FZtp8PU/s320/andy_mcdonald.jpg">sends chills down my spine.</a><br /><br />I drew the McDonalds cartoon shortly after CHNW and I spent the night in an emergency room when she was hit by a NYC cab. Hospital ERs are not fun to draw because they are either incredibly spare and dull, like the doorway I've drawn here, or incredibly complex, like the rest of the <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-3/emergency-room.jpg">rooms full of gadgets and equipment</a>. It's a no-win for an artist.<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TURB6A8rywI/AAAAAAAAFK8/-24km5nuYEg/s1600/bz%2B03-16-97%2BFOPAH.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 341px; height: 181px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TURB6A8rywI/AAAAAAAAFK8/-24km5nuYEg/s320/bz%2B03-16-97%2BFOPAH.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567647504279522050" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"Fopah the Clown" is a weird little story about <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zcwCnnvMkCg/Rmc_riJjfQI/AAAAAAAAAHc/uf8pNm0JPm0/s320/unclesam.jpg">politically correct language</a>. I don't remember why I wrote it or what I was thinking, but I've never been a fan of PC language in general. After seeing it evolve over the past 30+ years, I think it is a great way to <span style="font-style: italic;">act </span>like we're doing something to end discrimination without really doing anything. Seems to be little more than lip service.<br /><br />I could be wrong and probably am. I'm just one man <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01210/wind-bournemouth_1210640i.jpg">spitting into the wind</a> on a blog, as usual. Please come back and watch me spit some more next week.<br /><br />Hope the rest of your weekend is like <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/126/9/d/Life_Is_Wonderful_by_afmrp.jpg">this.</a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-20583775729035653252011-01-28T11:06:00.000-08:002011-01-28T12:02:40.051-08:00Tsar Stars<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.504759628"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUMT5IB1rEI/AAAAAAAAFKs/1l_mzyeWgjI/s320/bz%2B01-21-11%2BTSAR.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567315436488731714" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bizarro is brought to you today by </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;" href="http://rt.com/files/news/prime-time/tsar-director-to-head-jury-of-moscow-film-festival/tsar.jpg">Tsars.</a><br /><br />I've been away from the blog for a few days, I hope you missed me. I missed you in a way that can only be described as "sort of, in an abstract way."<br /><br />The reason I've been missing this week was because my good friend and colleague, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SuIp6PCKgdM/RhKPFC5H1rI/AAAAAAAAAFc/_u2lXqTdDNY/s400/Sasquatch.jpg">Wayno</a>, was visiting from his hometown of <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rgVEe0p_KFQ/SmzQ6QsJD3I/AAAAAAAABvQ/AZnvE5QCNhk/s400/hillbear.jpg">Chugfuggit, Tennessee</a>. We worked together, ate together, drank together, showered together (but in different bathrooms) for three days and right about now he's back in his cabin in the hills and <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://images.topix.com/gallery/up-SL0IPCAK1TV991AE.jpg">his wife</a> is trying to get the cigar smell out of his clothing. Hahaha. Good luck, Tiffany Chrystal.<br /><br />I think most people these days spell the word, "czar," but "tsar" is perfectly acceptable and maybe older. I don't really know, but it worked better for this gag because it is a rearrangement of the word "star". I like a reality show where the losers are <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Ivan_the_Terrible_%26_son_-_detail.jpg">killed onstage. </a>That's how I roll.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.504753011"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUMT4_HSKUI/AAAAAAAAFKk/3IDtZ7Zwo_I/s320/bz%2B%2B01-20-11%2BSEEING%2BEYE.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567315434095651138" border="0" /></a>The "seeing-eye man" is a fun gag about a blind dog. Some dogs are actually blind, I used to have one myself, so I'm surprised I didn't get some <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8_ENa7sVpug/S9aOyW5nRlI/AAAAAAAAMJ8/OPJMatHCkfk/s1600/woman_writing_a_letter-large+2.jpg">hate mail</a> from readers who found it insensitive. I have gotten a fair amount of <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3004/2669285846_df199d8fb3.jpg">hate mail</a> in the past few days over a couple of other comics, which I will be sharing with you in a post in the very near future.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff.504747434"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUMT46_0sOI/AAAAAAAAFKc/kghS1CxymdI/s320/bz%2B01-19-11%2BHEAD%2BSHOULD.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5567315432990617826" border="0" /></a>I got no hate mail about this last cartoon, either. I guess nobody feels sorry for museum busts, like <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/michael-jackson-field-museum.jpg">this one of Michael Jackson.</a> That, in itself, makes me feel sorry for them and now I'm sorry I ever did this cartoon. My sincere apologies to any and all busts who read Bizarro. I have betrayed you and I regret it. Please excuse my poor judgment, it won't happen again.<br /><br />More tomorrow. We've been dumped on by a few thousand tons of snow here in Brooklyn, again. <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TUMatZ0i5dI/AAAAAAAAFK0/vU1nvNDBklM/s1600/Bz%2Bheadquarters%2Bsnow.jpg">Bizarro International Headquarters</a> is still digging its way out.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">To find many fine products with these cartoons on them, just click the cartoon!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-9969701732964797942011-01-25T07:40:00.000-08:002011-01-26T11:49:21.789-08:00Spider Person<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff/s_01-18-11"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TT7vFuf4gyI/AAAAAAAAFKU/kYyqsJvZODw/s320/bz%2B01-18-11%2BTarantula.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5566149071136654114" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bizarro is brought to you today by </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews21/a%20Jack%20Arnold%20Tarantula%20DVD%20Review/a%20Jack%20Arnold%20Tarantula%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_013.jpg">Heavy Traffic.</a><br /><br />I've never held a <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://shanerich.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Tarantula-014.JPG">tarantula</a>, but I used to see them in the wild every now and then when I lived in Oklahoma and Texas. The first time I ever saw one was in 1963 when my dad came home from the golf course with one in a paper bag. He and his golfing buddies had seen it on the course and coaxed it into a small paper bag, like the kind they give you when you buy a pack of gum. (Dad had no idea at the time that they could jump many feet into the air.) He brought it home, called the kids out into the front yard and let it go. My sisters screamed, I thought it was the coolest thing in the world and wanted to keep it. Apparently we were a <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs9/beaulah-beavers.jpg">typical American family</a> right off of a sit-com from the period, except that we didn't have a black maid. No idea what happened to the tarantula after that, my memory isn't what it used to be. <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://isp.msu.edu/awards/photocontest/byyear/2007/stu/bottlevagrant_md.jpg">(cough, cough, wheeze, creak)</a><br /><br />I'm not all that happy with the bulldog-man's line here but it was the best I could come up with when I drew it. Now I think, "What's your tarantula's name?" would have been funnier.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff/s_01-17-11"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TT7vFXRAqbI/AAAAAAAAFKM/YrqXj8tLxEw/s320/bz%2B01-17-11%2BWAKE.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5566149064900258226" border="0" /></a>Here's a guy who only wants to be awakened for food, thus assuring him a long nap. They don't serve food on airplanes anymore, unless the flight is overseas (and even then you may not be willing to call what they serve "food") or if you're up front in <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://blog.asiahotels.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/singapore.jpg">Snooty Class</a>. I'd like to suggest that right now, all of us who are relegated to flying coach send out very bad vibes to everyone who flies First Class. Just take a moment to close your eyes and <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Angry.jpg">hate them</a> and wish them ill fortune. It won't bother them in the least and they'll never even know we did it, but it might make us feel better.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cafepress.com/bizarrostuff/s_01-15-11"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TT7vFSfSK6I/AAAAAAAAFKE/Jpbk-tAdmqw/s320/bz%2B01-15-11%2BCLOWN%2BDOC.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5566149063617948578" border="0" /></a>I admit that there have been a ton of <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.gahanwilson.com/pbc1eyedoc.jpg">eye doctor jokes</a> with funny messages in the eye chart. I've done a few myself. But something about this one made me feel it was different enough to warrant dusting off the motif again so here it is. All he wants is a laugh. Let's give him one now, shall we? Just throw your head back and <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://media.picfor.me/001EB80/Crazy-Animals-Funny-Shoots-fun-%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%BE%D1%80-crazy-animal-dogs-crazy-animal-fun-funny-animals-%D0%9F%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB-%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5-Photography-elephant-upsidedown-photo-animals-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%8F%D1%82%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B5-Funny-Shits_large.jpg">laugh like a psychotic sausage vendor.</a><br /><br />Now, don't you feel better?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">By the way, to buy these cartoons on products, just click the cartoon!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-61460847341171573582011-01-25T07:05:00.000-08:002011-01-25T07:11:49.690-08:00Electric Jesus<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TT7nVt6BFhI/AAAAAAAAFJ8/HRqc6kOPA7w/s1600/pope%2BcartoonSMALL.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TT7nVt6BFhI/AAAAAAAAFJ8/HRqc6kOPA7w/s320/pope%2BcartoonSMALL.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5566140549762717202" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />For a larger view, click the image.</span><br /><br />I had a special request from a beloved reader for this cartoon, so here it is. It's never been published in the U.S. but appeared in some Scandinavian magazines with Bizarro a few years back. Some people find it crass, but it is merely an observation. If Jesus of Nazareth had died in an electric chair, millions of you readers would be wearing tiny gold chair earrings right now.<br /><br />Hope you enjoy, another post and more cartoons to come later today.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-36968116752660386402011-01-23T05:52:00.000-08:002011-02-02T08:00:40.436-08:00Punny<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTwywHq42eI/AAAAAAAAFJk/WGpuiWipSlY/s1600/bizarro%2B01-23-11AVAKIAN.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 371px; height: 193px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTwywHq42eI/AAAAAAAAFJk/WGpuiWipSlY/s320/bizarro%2B01-23-11AVAKIAN.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565379041797134818" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">(To see this cartoon in all its large, detailed glory, click the caveman's over-hanging brow.)</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bizarro is brought to you today by </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.brewdog.com/blog_images/7d5477f611f1ebd6dccc05c36e47d4af_61465.jpeg">Reader Appreciation.</a><br /><br />Here is number 12 in my occasional series of "Sunday Punnies." If you missed the first 11, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/so-sorry-I-missed-you.jpg">click here. </a><br /><br />The deal is that <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sWD1p7Ajy4o/Rg_jt_zMvkI/AAAAAAAAAB4/1GOn2flMTkM/s400/wetsuit.jpg">readers</a> send me their puns and I use some of them for these kinds of cartoons. If you've got a pun that you think might be good, post it in the comments section of this blog or email it to me. My email address can be found on Bizarro.com. Please don't abuse it, its feelings get hurt rather easily.<br /><br />Rules and notable things:<br />1. You get no compensation other than the <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTw7Ll-n9FI/AAAAAAAAFJs/iDqZ9CBm1jI/s1600/thrilled2ap6.jpg">delirious thrill</a> of seeing your idea in the funnies.<br />2. Tell me what name you want me to sign it with if I pick your pun.<br />3. It has to be original. Don't be sending me no dang thang you heard at the <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://images.quickblogcast.com/46958-57403/Dogs_at_the_beauty_parlor_%28edited%29.jpg">beauty parlor</a> or on the Interwebs.<br />4. I will not post the puns that people leave in the comments section, so don't expect to see them listed there and don't be afraid to leave me your name or email or whatever. I'm good at keeping secrets.<br />5. If you are <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTw8LAtdUOI/AAAAAAAAFJ0/IYRX5lpQfow/s1600/flacco.jpg">Joe Flacco</a>, don't bother leaving a pun, I won't use it. You and your Baltimore Ravens knocked the Kansas City Chiefs out of the playoffs and upset <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TNoMfwdHs9I/AAAAAAAAE1M/3iiCxlnsjG8/s1600/Piraros%2B1970%2BLabeled.jpg">my dad</a>.<br /><br />That's about it. Any time you have a couple minutes to spare and want to LOL outloud, I hope you'll drop by this blog. I post 3 or 4 times a week and feature new cartoons, old ones, odd videos, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/SjKYRKOLqtI/AAAAAAAAChQ/3iNNp-hj7go/s1600-h/12reuben2009dinner.jpg">funny pictures of me and my clan</a>, and peculiar musings from the inner recesses of my brain goo. Thanks for stopping by.<br /><br />To see some of the past Sunday Punnies, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/search/label/sunday%20punnies">click here</a>. For real this time.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-59872767416507939252011-01-21T08:29:00.000-08:002011-01-23T05:52:22.068-08:00Thoughts<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTm0v8huXdI/AAAAAAAAFJY/RcieREt50qM/s1600/bz%2B01-14-11%2BFLY.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTm0v8huXdI/AAAAAAAAFJY/RcieREt50qM/s320/bz%2B01-14-11%2BFLY.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564677550387387858" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bizarro is brought to you today by </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;" href="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz14jb6ou91qapkmyo1_500.jpg">Free Thinkers.</a><br /><br />I've been remiss in my posting this week so here's a batch of cartoons to catch us up. Do we have to discuss them all in detail? I'm not convinced we do.<br /><br />The fly cartoon that kicks off today's show was very popular with readers according to emails and comments I've received. What can we deduce from this? That my readers are into <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.thehumorsource.com/system/items/85979.jpg">poop jokes</a>. It makes a cartoonist proud.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTm0vgGqLgI/AAAAAAAAFJQ/iqf_1GI3qxg/s1600/bz%2B01-13-11%2BPREGNANT.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTm0vgGqLgI/AAAAAAAAFJQ/iqf_1GI3qxg/s320/bz%2B01-13-11%2BPREGNANT.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564677542757674498" border="0" /></a>Here's a very weird and slightly disturbing cartoon about a <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oPYB_eTj1Mg/TOC14qynWjI/AAAAAAAAAxM/nqA_s6HFxZA/s1600/pregnant%2Bbarbie.jpg">pregnant woman</a>. What does it mean? Why does her uterus have a voice mail system? I'd be happy to tell you if I knew.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTm0vezBb6I/AAAAAAAAFJI/SoFZbLUEhb0/s1600/bz%2B01-12-11%2BCOLORBLIND.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTm0vezBb6I/AAAAAAAAFJI/SoFZbLUEhb0/s320/bz%2B01-12-11%2BCOLORBLIND.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564677542406877090" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />As a result of many emails from various folks, I do know that this cartoon about a seeing-eye dog for the colorblind is funny albeit totally impossible. Dogs don't see color the way humans do so they would be pretty useless at this task. That's just one of the many reasons this is a cartoon and not an illustration in a <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://morristowngreen.com/files/2010/11/SANY0206.jpg">medical textbook</a>. Don't take these things so seriously, kids.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTm0vYwCHpI/AAAAAAAAFJA/L2-ZE57wiEA/s1600/bz%2B01-11-11%2BMEETING.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTm0vYwCHpI/AAAAAAAAFJA/L2-ZE57wiEA/s320/bz%2B01-11-11%2BMEETING.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564677540783726226" border="0" /></a>Static electricity is always funny, especially when it has to do with <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__9RmAheEGT4/TD3mZ1pPuII/AAAAAAAAAVA/AS5f-hj6QIk/s1600/panties.jpg">embarrassing undergarment</a>s. Enough said.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTm0vLbe56I/AAAAAAAAFI4/B3NXaCaQ-p8/s1600/bz%2B01-10-11%2BDOCTOR.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTm0vLbe56I/AAAAAAAAFI4/B3NXaCaQ-p8/s320/bz%2B01-10-11%2BDOCTOR.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564677537207871394" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Years ago I had an obese <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.heavenica.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/doctor-smoking-camels.jpg">doctor who smoked</a> in the office between seeing patients. You could see him down the hall in his office puffing away. I always thought it was funny. You don't have to actually <span style="font-style: italic;">practice</span> good advice to <span style="font-style: italic;">give</span> it. That's the lesson I hope you take away from this cartoon.<br /><br />Not that my cartoons are about teaching, they're not. In fact, don't follow any advice I give in a cartoon, I don't want to be responsible for your life. If you can read a cartoon, you have a brain. Learn to use it responsibly and things will go better for you. Most of my readers are already<a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ir6h9Q90O7g/TRuOetm3eKI/AAAAAAAABkk/7fo11KNZ1DU/s1600/reason.jpg"> </a><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ir6h9Q90O7g/TRuOetm3eKI/AAAAAAAABkk/7fo11KNZ1DU/s1600/reason.jpg">independent thinkers</a> so I realize I'm preaching to the choir. I'm just talking to that one guy somewhere who is taping my cartoons to his walls every day, studying them, trying to spot patterns and messages, devising a path by which to live his life, running a piece of red yarn from one pushpin to another creating a <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://images.wikia.com/flashforward/images/1/1e/MI_wall.jpg">giant mess</a> that will later mystify detectives when they are investigating his gruesome crimes. Yes, you know who you are. Stop it.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-15836666201967822762011-01-21T08:12:00.000-08:002011-01-21T08:13:18.752-08:00ConwayA classic comedy sketch from a true genius, Tim Conway.<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Xw0df0wNnVQ" frameborder="0"></iframe>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-27185402128533271032011-01-18T16:29:00.000-08:002011-01-18T17:19:50.456-08:00Pooh Talk<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTYwccawm8I/AAAAAAAAFIw/0jjEWmEn3Os/s1600/bizarro%2B01-16-11%2BPOOH.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 363px; height: 190px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/TTYwccawm8I/AAAAAAAAFIw/0jjEWmEn3Os/s320/bizarro%2B01-16-11%2BPOOH.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563687654885727170" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(For a big, whopping view of this cartoon, click on Pooh's honey pot.)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bizarro is brought to you today by the </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;" href="http://blog.makezine.com/Heart6.jpg">Human Heart.</a><br /><br />I don't normally post my Sunday cartoons until later in the week, but this one was so popular that I decided to chuck it up on the Interwebs a bit sooner. This was a collaborative effort between my buddy, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://photos.travelblog.org/Photos/2296/18887/f/85602-ooo-Arnold---Who-s-that-creepy-guy-staring-at-you-in-the-background-1.jpg">Cliff</a>, and I . He suggested the pun, "Edgar Allan Pooh," and I came up with a way to portray it.<br /><br />My chosen vehicle, of course, is from Edgar Allan Poe's story, <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.mrmcfadden.com/images/TellTaleHeartThex01lc1962.jpg"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Tell-Tale Heart</span></a>, in which the narrator kills his roommate because his gooey eye creeps him out and buries him beneath the floorboards of his house. When the <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.ohiseefilms.com/OLDOhISeeFilms/TTH_files/shapeimage_3.jpg">cops come over</a> to chat with him about the disappearance of his roomie, he arrogantly invites them in to sit down just above the hidden body, believing he is so clever he can never be caught. He clearly had not seen a single episode of <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://csi-miami.otavo.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/csi_miami_w573_h_m.jpg">CSI</a>, where they can catch you because you left behind a mite from your eyelash. (Sidenote: If his roommate had been CSI's <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lekpar173y1qeoc5jo1_500.jpg">David Caruso</a>, I could totally understand his behavior. That guy creeps me out more than a hairy, talking mole.)<br /><br />SPOILER: Anyway, he starts to go nuts (like he wasn't already) and thinks he <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/freakout.jpg">hears the corpse's heart beating</a> beneath the floor. He thinks the cops can hear it, too, and confesses. I've often wondered how he could think he was so clever in hiding his crime when the thing would begin to stink to high heaven in a day or so but whatever.<br /><br />The truth is that something very similar to this cartoon actually happened in <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2009/05/alice-cooper.jpg">A. A. Milne's</a> original manuscript for <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.arcadianyc.com/productImages/9780525444442.jpg"><span style="font-style: italic;">The House at Pooh Corner</span></a> in 1928. Pooh was quite naturally creeped out by <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://mediocrefred.mu.nu/archives/eeyore.jpg">Eeyore's nailed-on tail</a> and becomes obsessed with it. In a fit of hyperactivity brought on by a <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://dudewtf.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Pooh-Zombie.jpg">weekend honey binge</a>, Pooh caves in Eeyore's head with the honey jar and buries him beneath the floorboards.<br /><br />Believing this would damage the book's "<a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.just-pooh.com/assets/images/news/costume.jpg">cute quotient</a>," editors removed this episode from the final book.Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-78195114781394042532011-01-18T13:02:00.001-08:002011-01-18T13:02:49.488-08:00Video FunI'll post a regular entry tomorrow, but for today I wanted to share this video which gave me a big chuckle.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Usyr0eMshg?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Usyr0eMshg?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Pirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.com3