tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post7106007896807888747..comments2023-12-21T04:56:50.986-08:00Comments on BizarroBlog: Cookie FaithPirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-22299449081563700692008-08-07T16:07:00.000-07:002008-08-07T16:07:00.000-07:00The last time I got one with a prediction was abou...The last time I got one with a prediction was about 5 years ago. It said "A close friend will <I>finally</I> get married".<BR/><BR/>Came true, too. One of my closest friends, who hade entered into and broken off <I>five</I> previous engagements, finally tied the knot.Dimestore Lipstickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00636429198409262756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-36783602595247766692008-07-19T21:23:00.000-07:002008-07-19T21:23:00.000-07:00The night before I got married, I actually got a f...The night before I got married, I actually got a fortune in a cookie that read, "Chances are good that you will have a romantic encounter soon."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00423051076809524563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-49510167262287870572008-07-11T18:16:00.000-07:002008-07-11T18:16:00.000-07:00You are too amazing for words, Dan.You are too amazing for words, Dan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-49401225343908164192008-07-04T12:27:00.000-07:002008-07-04T12:27:00.000-07:00I once had a fortune cookie that read: "Help, I'm ...I once had a fortune cookie that read: "Help, I'm being held captive in fortune cookie factory."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-48119177517602578362008-07-04T11:03:00.000-07:002008-07-04T11:03:00.000-07:00I too noticed the "desert" thing, and was going to...I too noticed the "desert" thing, and was going to point it out, but then realized that with Dan, it might <EM>not</EM> be a typo. I mean, really, don't you guys <EM>read</EM> what he writes?<BR/><BR/>Besides, I sympathize: back in my school days, the teacher had us play a form of "$64,000 Pyramid" (I sued when I just got a gold star), and I tried to describe "dessert" with words like "sand," "hot," and "vulture."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-66337566811705808992008-07-03T06:05:00.000-07:002008-07-03T06:05:00.000-07:00and when you're done reading your advice cookie, t...and when you're done reading your advice cookie, turn it over for an engrish lesson!HollyBerryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17393159274810967794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-20728125353192871922008-07-02T21:50:00.000-07:002008-07-02T21:50:00.000-07:00haha! funny cartoon. of course, you've probably he...haha! funny cartoon. <BR/>of course, you've probably heard the game where you end every fortune cookie with "in bed." it makes them funny since they're mostly boring these days.disabled accounthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13540062415882767130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-13989084015669327582008-07-02T14:42:00.000-07:002008-07-02T14:42:00.000-07:00I, too, would like useful information from my dese...I, too, would like useful information from my desert. Failing that, I would at least like some useful information from my dessert.Tabithahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11787515612019246364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-60291725878758908592008-07-02T14:18:00.000-07:002008-07-02T14:18:00.000-07:00I have had a Puma® fortune cookie and a McDonalds®...I have had a Puma® fortune cookie and a McDonalds® fortune cookie, parts of separate marketing campaigns. The Puma® fortune cookie informed me that my friends admire my great personal sense of style. My friends have since tried to deny this, but it feels good to know the truth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-44709252841290996872008-07-02T11:31:00.000-07:002008-07-02T11:31:00.000-07:00It wouldn't do any good to sue China. Fortune cook...It wouldn't do any good to sue China. Fortune cookies are not a Chinese food. Fortune Cookies were created by Chinese immigrants to the U.S. It used to be that when Chinese restaurants were family businesses the grand parents would write the cookies. Now, the cookies are massed produced by corporations so you basically get Hallmark in starch.<BR/><BR/>I've also heard that pizza with cheese was an Italian American invention.beforewisdomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08025636743890242228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-45490492810901850332008-07-02T11:23:00.000-07:002008-07-02T11:23:00.000-07:00My best 2 fortune cookies:1: You will overcome man...My best 2 fortune cookies:<BR/>1: You will overcome many hardships.<BR/>(Great... more hardships)<BR/>2: You Look Pretty<BR/>(awww, thanks!)<BR/><BR/>They're both laminated and stuck on magnets. :)JP Shermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15898865095268464613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-22349742713385121532008-07-02T09:37:00.000-07:002008-07-02T09:37:00.000-07:00HA! I laughed my butt off at this one. I've taken ...HA! I laughed my butt off at this one. I've taken to exasperatedly calling them "platitude cookies."<BR/><BR/>Except for one I got a few weeks ago, Doug. It actually says: "Your mouth is moving, but nobody is listening." Ouch! My first insult cookie! I was so proud I stuck it to my refrigerator door.Mel2https://www.blogger.com/profile/07464813566167180940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-48436582515832914882008-07-02T09:16:00.000-07:002008-07-02T09:16:00.000-07:00i was talking to a friend a couple of weeks ago an...i was talking to a friend a couple of weeks ago and we were talking about this. remember when a fortune cooky could "be careful today - you could die in an accident" or "a friend will go behind your back"? there were actually bad ones then. hell if today's kids opened a bad one they would have a heart attack.doug nicodemushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05878123200691241584noreply@blogger.com