tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post6861736963505933539..comments2024-03-25T04:52:13.319-07:00Comments on BizarroBlog: Raising or Selling Your OffspringPirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-26040896769198959922009-11-29T20:41:44.384-08:002009-11-29T20:41:44.384-08:00...or buying your offspring. There's a whole ......or buying your offspring. There's a whole extra layer of humour in this brilliant spot for those of us who are adopted, or purchased 'a la carte' at the fertility clinic. <br />Thank you.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03927111211882472786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-60774384076568595092009-11-19T09:40:01.723-08:002009-11-19T09:40:01.723-08:00I'm having a baby very soon AND A GIRL so you&...I'm having a baby very soon AND A GIRL so you're insight is very helpful. (I didn't know you could sell your offspring for their kidneys. That's one to grow on.)<br /><br />Keep up the funny, you funny, funny man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-72393680121268037832009-11-16T07:12:11.044-08:002009-11-16T07:12:11.044-08:00Good stuff as usual Dan,
Anonymous#1: don't w...Good stuff as usual Dan,<br /><br />Anonymous#1: don't worry about your kids being jackasses: The fact that you care improves the odds that they too will care. don't be afraid to control who they hang with - change schools, move to another city/neighbourhood if you have to.Vladhedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14612489448547246636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-86277623573643536822009-11-16T06:31:10.234-08:002009-11-16T06:31:10.234-08:00I should never have clicked on the "DO NOT CL...I should never have clicked on the "DO NOT CLICK THIS!" link. My retinas still ache...patricknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-11734955431144806652009-11-13T22:12:59.055-08:002009-11-13T22:12:59.055-08:00Well said and well done!Well said and well done!Denisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11450817564280623429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-63917901511391519442009-11-13T21:04:10.734-08:002009-11-13T21:04:10.734-08:00i love this post!! And the 'toon is fantastic....i love this post!! And the 'toon is fantastic... but so what else is new, nu!?KleoPatrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15870163086087701279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-34662491722853123002009-11-13T17:33:38.137-08:002009-11-13T17:33:38.137-08:00Okay, but...you don't necessarily know that yo...Okay, but...you don't necessarily know that your daughters were never pregnant. My parents were pretty surprised to find out about it twenty years later. I wonder if they had been patting themselves on the back all that time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-57031257952854393602009-11-13T17:33:08.498-08:002009-11-13T17:33:08.498-08:00bravo. i applaud heartily.bravo. i applaud heartily.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03942502449985475645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-39207967932649084582009-11-13T17:28:06.828-08:002009-11-13T17:28:06.828-08:00Refreshingly sensible parenting (and aunt/uncling)...Refreshingly sensible parenting (and aunt/uncling) advice. I mean it; refreshing like a swim in a cool pool on a hot day! <br /><br />(Except the part you told us not to click on... ewwwww!!!!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-18459202645630444912009-11-13T14:34:41.231-08:002009-11-13T14:34:41.231-08:00=v= If I say I want kids like yours, now that they...=v= If I say I want kids like yours, now that they've grown into attractive adults, will you be suiting up to look like the DO NOT CLICK THIS! guy? Or would that be the responsibility of the folks they're in happy long-term relationships with?<br /><br />=5= You had me up until #5. Being a hypocritical simple-minded nitwit is the right of all Americans. Be prepared for another barrage of comments about eeleetist lib'rul veganism and such.Jymhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15675802996264542565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-51936623826329259672009-11-13T13:48:43.851-08:002009-11-13T13:48:43.851-08:00"If all of the above doesn't work and you..."If all of the above doesn't work and your kid is still a complete jackass, always in trouble, torturing small animals in the basement and stealing from your neighbors, sell him or her to the black market organ trade and get some of your money back. Someone who might contribute positively to society could benefit from a new liver or kidney"<br />Lol!<br />I'll probably be having kids in the next few years (engagement leads to marriage, which usually leads to kids), and the thing that scares me the most is having a jackass for a kid. I mean, most people are awful, so chances are, my kid will be awful. Then I'll end up despising them like most people. Lame.<br />My fiance tells me that if we raise them well that won't happen. I can only hope.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-16133656906217012452009-11-13T13:14:55.520-08:002009-11-13T13:14:55.520-08:00It is rare to come across work that is both ironic...It is rare to come across work that is both ironic and funny in the same panelA and Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08065351178485750191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-53541850553826401152009-11-13T12:51:33.742-08:002009-11-13T12:51:33.742-08:00wow you got you blog back on...way to go...why do ...wow you got you blog back on...way to go...why do they call them off-spring anyway...i have never understood that...doug nicodemushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05878123200691241584noreply@blogger.com