tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post6660469243978933228..comments2024-03-25T04:52:13.319-07:00Comments on BizarroBlog: Pun For The Whole PamilyPirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-20283024909030521212010-12-23T15:20:20.710-08:002010-12-23T15:20:20.710-08:00Oh, and I saw a car ribbon that said, "I supp...Oh, and I saw a car ribbon that said, "I support the makers of magnetic decals."TychaBrahehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367633900863299345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-86515015769244633472010-12-23T15:19:03.878-08:002010-12-23T15:19:03.878-08:00Chairman Meow was done in a One Big Happy about te...Chairman Meow was done in a One Big Happy about ten years ago.<br /><br />I was listening to Wayne Resnick last Sunday, and he was talking about an alligator farm in Israel near an IDF air base. Apparently the sound of sonic booms is similar to the boom that alligators use as a mating signal. Male gators, on hearing these noises, are driven to mate with females more frequently, in an effort to fertilize their eggs before the encroaching "other croc" can get to them. Wayne referred to this as croc-blocking. <br /><br />You couldn't put it in the Sunday funnies, but that's hilarious.TychaBrahehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07367633900863299345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-91689654720969623382010-01-12T13:34:33.729-08:002010-01-12T13:34:33.729-08:00I had chemistry teacher that would always weave th...I had chemistry teacher that would always weave these terrible puns and jokes into our classes. One time, he brought in a Christmas "Noel" decorative sign (like you'd hang on your door or the wall or whatever). The sign was missing the L at the end. He holds it up and says "Look! No L!" <br /><br />No L? Noel? Heehee. <br /><br />Another good one was when he brought in a giant Mickey Mouse stuffed animal and said that if he caught any of us swearing in class he'd hit us with Mickey. He was using the mouse to control the curser. (Curser? Cursor? GET IT??) <br /><br />Okay. I'm done. :)Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12052944978182717015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-1775209638812808922010-01-11T08:37:02.496-08:002010-01-11T08:37:02.496-08:00@Artur R...
Thanks for the suggestions, I might us...@Artur R...<br />Thanks for the suggestions, I might use it so I didn't post it. Don't want to ruin it for readers of this blog.<br />@ Oskar...<br />Love your cat's name, but I've heard that pun used before so it probably won't make it into Bizarro. But fun cat names are worth more than cartoons, anyway. :)<br />@Plan 9...<br />Love your screen name, by the way. Big EW fan, here. Like your support idea, too. Probably too late, as you mentioned, but I definitely share your sentiment about the usefulness of magnets on cars.Pirarohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-42758993924637681302010-01-11T08:14:13.910-08:002010-01-11T08:14:13.910-08:00Not exactly a pun, but I always thought a good ide...Not exactly a pun, but I always thought a good idea for a comic would be a parody of the "Support the Troops" yellow ribbon bumper magnets that read "Support our Bridges" instead.<br /><br />But alas, it would have been funnier 5 years ago when people were brow beaten for supporting the terrorists by not making the sacrifice of placing a completely removable sign on their SUVs.Plan 9 Studioshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14678590363437754073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-69553766075898576572010-01-10T04:27:51.880-08:002010-01-10T04:27:51.880-08:00over here, "chia pet" sounds like a loca...over here, "chia pet" sounds like a local dirty word. so i guess it's extra funny for us. haha.Allan Koayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15073926283238465828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-83576460033342880992010-01-09T17:06:41.336-08:002010-01-09T17:06:41.336-08:00I like the mortar boards -- sorta like bunny ears ...I like the mortar boards -- sorta like bunny ears for eggheads -- and you know what happens to bunny ears... ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-65820401914370188872010-01-09T09:30:54.395-08:002010-01-09T09:30:54.395-08:00I've got a pun for you, if you want. It's ...I've got a pun for you, if you want. It's literally the only clever pun I've been able to think of my whole life. <br /><br />It's the name of my cat. When I thought of the name I thought it was so funny that at least 30% of the reason I even got a cat was so I could name it that.<br /><br />So what is it? Drumroll please....<br /><br />Chairman Meow.<br /><br />Get it?<br /><br />Ok, so it doesn't read as hilariously funny in a blog-comment, but let me tell you, any time someone comes over and asks me what the name of my cat is, they always laugh their asses off. Come on, it's the perfect cat name!<br /><br />I'm not sure it would work as a cartoon, but you could take <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Mao_Zedong_portrait.jpg" rel="nofollow">this picture</a> and just substitute in a cat for the old Chinese dude. Or something. What do I know, I'm not the cartoonist, I actually work for a living :)Oskarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13095493405880178057noreply@blogger.com