tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post537084388404408142..comments2024-03-25T04:52:13.319-07:00Comments on BizarroBlog: Youth BurglarPirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-77338381891845326502008-10-14T08:13:00.000-07:002008-10-14T08:13:00.000-07:00Stephen Wright Joke: Two babies were born the sam...Stephen Wright Joke: Two babies were born the same day at the same hospital, and were placed side by side in the maternity ward. They spent a while just looking at each other.<BR/><BR/>Their families took them away, and they lived out their whole lives. <BR/><BR/>90 years later, by an amazing coincidence, the same two, now old men, lay on their deathbeds in the same hospital, in the same room together.<BR/><BR/>One looks at the other and says: "Well? What did you think?"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07058527313965424636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-72298086803397049462008-10-14T08:12:00.000-07:002008-10-14T08:12:00.000-07:00I also became a year older...last friday...what a ...I also became a year older...last friday...what a thing to celebrate!<BR/>I keep getting older and I still have no perspectives of becoming rich or marrying anybody who is rich! I need a job and a flat and...<BR/><BR/>At least your birthdays have made you wiser,<BR/>and a great artist.Laura Skibinskyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054761100120291515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-62844516948071622262008-10-14T06:36:00.000-07:002008-10-14T06:36:00.000-07:00Steals the election.Have you heard oc ACORN?Steals the election.<BR/>Have you heard oc ACORN?Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17879874875072332243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-19924518009988397252008-10-13T19:33:00.000-07:002008-10-13T19:33:00.000-07:00I worked in a drive-in theater for 7 years in high...I worked in a drive-in theater for 7 years in high school and during my BA/BS years. I was a Good & Plenty man.<BR/><BR/>They use to pre-pop the pop-corn and reheat it. In some cases the pop-corn was a month old. The butter was labeled "artificially flavored buttery oil for artificially flavored buttered pop-corn". Since my theater days I have never bought popcorn, let alone ate popcorn at a theater that was buttered flavored.isee3dtoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04769549614987317740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-49834784487875723222008-10-13T19:17:00.000-07:002008-10-13T19:17:00.000-07:00Yes at 6'5" my nips are eye high.Yes at 6'5" my nips are eye high.isee3dtoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04769549614987317740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-55623152808037602172008-10-13T18:47:00.000-07:002008-10-13T18:47:00.000-07:00i recommend a sweater for those nips of yours, you...i recommend a sweater for those nips of yours, you wouldn't want to poke someone's eye out with those...or maybe you would??! woooo...<BR/><BR/>speaking of movie theater candy snacks, i like skittles and mint chocolate chip dibbs. juju bees are fun too.Jezzkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01586676740746070613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-46254378588678253842008-10-13T18:32:00.000-07:002008-10-13T18:32:00.000-07:00hoobers make my nipples hard.My cat like whoppers ...hoobers make my nipples hard.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>My cat like whoppers the malted milk of candy, and let not for goobers (chocolate cover peanuts) or the guy on andy griffith.isee3dtoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04769549614987317740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-76722582232857161672008-10-13T18:17:00.000-07:002008-10-13T18:17:00.000-07:00i think you got hoobers mixed up with malty choco-...i think you got hoobers mixed up with malty choco-latte tatte balls.Jezzkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01586676740746070613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-64280969077589085322008-10-13T17:44:00.000-07:002008-10-13T17:44:00.000-07:00hooba woobers?I just go all tits for those. I like...hooba woobers?<BR/><BR/>I just go all tits for those. I like the chocolate coated ones in the quart container the best.<BR/><BR/>remember the jingle: "hooba woobers that's our name the yummy candy you will go tits for"isee3dtoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04769549614987317740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-34953282175881251472008-10-13T17:31:00.000-07:002008-10-13T17:31:00.000-07:00d, if you could say hooba woobers next time, inste...d, if you could say hooba woobers next time, instead of the word tits, that would make me feel better. the "t" word feels cold and pointy and makes me want to go put on a sweater.<BR/><BR/>thanks.Jezzkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01586676740746070613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-64205808464759300902008-10-13T13:43:00.000-07:002008-10-13T13:43:00.000-07:00Amen to who cares how long, as long as the quality...Amen to who cares how long, as long as the quality is good. I'm not trying to be unhealthy, but I see no reason to live to be 100 if I'm only going to be withered and miserable. Thus I expose my body to small amounts of extra toxins at all times (in the form of different brews of alcohol, and different leaves of tobacco) in the hopes that it will kill me dead when I'm too weak to really live. And that's a joke, so don't go trying to rationalize it.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11067630201555753254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-23556508721533549072008-10-13T13:33:00.000-07:002008-10-13T13:33:00.000-07:00Your old guy in the comic reminds me of a tortoise...Your old guy in the comic reminds me of a <A HREF="http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200707/r156943_568188.jpg" REL="nofollow">tortoise</A>--if only we lived as long!marine_explorerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03092782038855356359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-17043843790104728722008-10-13T13:30:00.000-07:002008-10-13T13:30:00.000-07:00I TOLD DALLS MMORNING PAPER THAT IF THEY GOT RID O...I TOLD DALLS MMORNING PAPER THAT IF THEY GOT RID OF BIZARRO AND KEPT SALLY FORTH AND FAMNILY CICRCUS ILL CALL THE SOPS ...I GOT A RESPONSE LOL<BR/><BR/>Dallas Morning news! Bizarro is still in the paper - it is now a strip instead of a<BR/>panel. So check out right next to the Sudoku.<BR/>Thanks for the email.<BR/><BR/>Best,<BR/><BR/>K<BR/>Office Manager/GuideDaily<BR/><BR/>The Dallas Morning Newsderekamalohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04568718593569707661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-8059472284573202622008-10-13T13:05:00.000-07:002008-10-13T13:05:00.000-07:00keep eating a vegan diet and you'll definitely liv...keep eating a vegan diet and you'll definitely live until you're 100. and have lots of sex. that stuff's like the fountain of youth.HollyBerryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17393159274810967794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-84800767276529251592008-10-13T11:45:00.000-07:002008-10-13T11:45:00.000-07:00I spared you the front view. She actually have big...I spared you the front view. She actually have big, phony tits that stand out, but sag, like melons. Yikes.Pirarohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-65098650101325307892008-10-13T11:14:00.000-07:002008-10-13T11:14:00.000-07:00i agree with isee3dtoo, sweet moses, heebie, jeebi...i agree with isee3dtoo, sweet moses, heebie, jeebie. why do you do these things to hurt our eyes?<BR/><BR/>frankly, i think it's great she has such self confidence, but it strongly compels me to a thousand butt crunches and pelvic thrusts. <BR/><BR/>excuse me while i go maintain my thighs and buns of steel...where are my jane fonda tapes...Jezzkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01586676740746070613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-87341178564191283782008-10-13T10:20:00.000-07:002008-10-13T10:20:00.000-07:00Okay, you almost made me throw up with that......"...Okay, you almost made me throw up with that...<BR/><BR/>..."woman on the beach" photo.<BR/><BR/>You don't need to see the front of her to tell how low the breast are hanging, I mean sagging. The strings on her top tell you that much.<BR/><BR/>It does tell you that either she is delusional and still thinks she looks good or she had an incredible amount of self-confidence and worth. Or that it is RuPaul.<BR/><BR/>Also what sick websites do you surf looking for photos like that???isee3dtoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04769549614987317740noreply@blogger.com