tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post1588364766251877735..comments2024-03-25T04:52:13.319-07:00Comments on BizarroBlog: Zilla Math Cell PhonePirarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02340738828876740970noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-50516066301744469852010-11-10T08:24:21.984-08:002010-11-10T08:24:21.984-08:00As people around the world, become more and more o...As people around the world, become more and more obese, at least in the so-called developed nations, the overall caloric density of the planet will increase, which is good news, but there may be an increase in the centrifugal wobble of the Earth's axis, which may not be so good. <br /><br />Hey Dan, would you please do a comic to illustrate what Casino Indians look like in their native costume?Perkunashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03085506765033253298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-90856564117544410052010-10-27T01:40:04.457-07:002010-10-27T01:40:04.457-07:00Brian:
If you're that picky then you should a...Brian: <br />If you're that picky then you should also account for other animals that Godzilla might eat, so Wyoming most likely reduces the gap a bit.<br /><br />I'm not sure the mutated Godzilla ate meat at all though, and apparently the American version ate fish.Tommynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-51483375138671307992010-10-26T12:27:56.978-07:002010-10-26T12:27:56.978-07:00"I'm sure that if Gary Larson were still ..."I'm sure that if Gary Larson were still covering the animal husbandry beat, this error would not have crept into the pages of your newspaper."<br /><br />Is Mr. Landgraf aware that Mr. Larson consistently drew bananas growing upside down?Neil J Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08852834659400991664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-17720552846684853682010-10-26T11:27:51.796-07:002010-10-26T11:27:51.796-07:00Using that logic you could say Tokyo, or even Wyom...Using that logic you could say Tokyo, or even Wyoming, has greater caloric density than the entire planet.BlueRajahttp://www.blueraja.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7803930806872297256.post-16708412111213472192010-10-26T11:18:45.132-07:002010-10-26T11:18:45.132-07:00Dearest Dan,
Although Mr. Landgraf's attentio...Dearest Dan,<br /><br />Although Mr. Landgraf's attention to detail is admirable, I feel compelled to point out one other glaring factor that has not been taken into account by his equation that simply divides population by geographical area.<br /><br />I'll leave it to others to track down the precise data, but I think we can be fairly certain that the average mass of a citizen of Wyoming is quite a bit larger than the average mass of a citizen of Tokyo. <br /><br />So, rather than the respective populations per square mile, the information we need is the actual mass of human flesh (and therefore the total caloric content) per square mile.<br /><br />This will bring the final solution back down - a little bit - perhaps dividing his answer by a factor of 1.2 to 1.6 (that's just a guess on my part).<br /><br />Perhaps one of your multitude of fans would care to dig up the numbers we need? (avg. mass of a person in Tokyo and avg. mass of a person in Wyoming).<br /><br />Respectfully submitted, your friend,<br />Brian Malow<br />The Science ComedianBrian Malowhttp://www.sciencecomedian.comnoreply@blogger.com